bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via f0revernevercame)

Fresh breath is something I take seriously. I try to keep my mouth as clean as possible. There’s nothing I hate more than talking to someone who smells like they eat garlic and vinegar all day long.

Getchyoself a toothbrush.
God damn.